I like me. I am wonderful. I am a great human being. I have boundless energy.Okay, these affirmations are bullshit. It would take a lot more than a little self-delusion to make me feel energised on a Monday morning.
I have this idea for a CD actually. Or mp3s, whatever. I'm actually reluctant to post it because I think it's such a bloody good idea that it could make my fortune and, if I post it here, I'm going to lose out. But you see...
I am a man of action.
That's a total lie so it's not like I'm ever going to do anything with this idea so I may as well post it here. It relates to my proposed self-help book, sort of. It's a CD of affirmations. Okay, so that's nothing new. But these affirmations wouldn't be either sleazy salesmen affirmations or New Age hippie affirmations. These affirmations... would rock.
And (and this is the genius, the thing that would make my fortune) they would be set to loud 80s Journey guitar solos. Screaming guitars and kick ass affirmations:
I rock! I rock so goddam hard! I'm a badass motherfucker!
And so on.
I'd call it Journey's Affirmations For Kick-Assery of the Soul. If anyone from Journey happens to pass by my blog, get in touch and we'll totally do this. We'll be millionaires! Well, you probably are anyway, but I'll be one too, hopefully.
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Would it be like Tyler Durden's 'This is your life' speech in The Fight Club?
What an awesome movie that is. Not because of the violence, but because they manage to inject 2 or 3 kernels of deep truth amid what seems like a cacophony of images... kind of like the subliminal pornography Durden pasted in the frames of children animation films ;-)
Dear Sir, I answered your question about Buddhism in a post on my blog.
It is available here:
http://tbgloops.blogspot.com/2008/12/buddhism-in-nutshell.html
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