Monday, May 5, 2008

My daily suicide attempt

Does this count as suicide?

I reckon the whole cholesterol thing is a complete myth. I had high cholesterol, completely revised my diet on doctor's orders, then had it tested six months later and my cholesterol had actually gone up.

Weird that killing yourself instantly is considered suicide but killing yourself through poor eating, drinking or whatever isn't. Maybe it's the intent that's important. Is there a self equivalent of manslaughter?


Toole said...

Perfect immune system. Can raise of lower cholesterol at will.

Bitter Animator said...

Handy skill to have. Can you raise endorphins?

Juz said...

Dude, I hear ya!
And also smoking. It's perfectly okay to do it. No suicide notions there whatsoever.
Love your blog.