No. No, I didn't watch them. I don't even know who won yet.
I actually know little about how the Oscars work and don't care enough to find out but, if they are anything like some more local equivalents I've seen, they look all important from the outside and are little more than a sham on the inside, with dodgy nomination systems, people voting for stuff they haven't seen and plenty of politics going on behind the scenes.
But mostly I don't care about them because they are violently boring. An apocalypse of dull.