Or at least that's where it should end.
There are some things in life that people assume you are interested in. The Oscars is one of those things. In reality, there isn't a good way to end this conversation because nobody seems to understand just how little I care.
No, I didn't watch it. I haven't seen any of the films. It bores me. I hate Billy Crystal or Whoopi Goldberg or whoever does it these days. No. No. Boring. Please stop talking about it. No, I really don't care. No I didn't see who wore what. No, really. No I didn't see that either. I didn't see any of it. No, not that either. None of it. Not a bit. No, I wasn't surprised by that because I didn't see it. I didn't see it!
And that's a reinactment of every post-Oscar Monday. Maybe I should just get a t-shirt made up or something.