Or at least that's where it should end.
There are some things in life that people assume you are interested in. The Oscars is one of those things. In reality, there isn't a good way to end this conversation because nobody seems to understand just how little I care.
No, I didn't watch it. I haven't seen any of the films. It bores me. I hate Billy Crystal or Whoopi Goldberg or whoever does it these days. No. No. Boring. Please stop talking about it. No, I really don't care. No I didn't see who wore what. No, really. No I didn't see that either. I didn't see any of it. No, not that either. None of it. Not a bit. No, I wasn't surprised by that because I didn't see it. I didn't see it!
And that's a reinactment of every post-Oscar Monday. Maybe I should just get a t-shirt made up or something.
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I have the same problem with football. I have no interest in it, but everyone assumes I do because I'm a guy.
Oh yeah, don't get me started on football. I'm exactly the same. Then some people think you're weird for not even knowing a certain match is on, even when you've already established that you have no interest in the sport. It's crazy.
I really freaked out a football fan once by telling him I didn't watch reality television. He freaked out as I explained how it was just the same as Big Brother or any other reality tv.
Dear Sir,
Jazz men were on the forefront of fashion:
http://www.njn.net/artsculture/williethelion/images/fats.jpg
Did you know that Billy Eckstine invented a new type of Windsor knot (called the Mr. B Knot) that expanded with the throat for vigorous horn playing.
As far as awards go the Oscars are kind of lame. The film industry giving itself a pat on the back. And they hate animation because they can't relate to it, there's no gaffers on animation.
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