Hope you drunken Irish out there perpetuating the age-old stereotype don't make complete tits of yourselves and embarrass the plain ol' non-drunk Irish who are quite frankly fed up with that stereotype in spite of you all working your hardest to prove it true.
Nobody really believes the thing about the snakes, do they? I wonder if that's recognised by the church. I mean, he is a saint.
And if we can't trust the snake cover-up, what can we trust?
Yes, Paddy's Day is a dark day for truth.